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PHILLIES @ BRAVES LIVE GAME CHAT

Starts at 6:30, first pitch around 7. Be there.

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YUNEL ESCOBAR PUTS ON ANOTHER VAGINAL DISPLAY

OK as if Yunel diving once wasn’t bad enough, last night he struck again. In the bottom of 4th inning against the Cubs on an 0-1 pitch the ball flew toward Escobar on a direct path to his BAT not his head/body/arm/vagina. So once again he took a dive and acted hurt and shaken up to take a base. Evidence:

Pretty much a mirror image of his dive against the Phillies a few weeks back. Unreal. This guy seriously is the biggest bitch in all of baseball. Let’s see that a little slower and closer up…

So as you can see ONCE AGAIN the ball hits the bat but Escobar continues to whine and cry with his gay dyed hair and his vagina and the whole thing. Escobar’s OBP is generated purely on being a girl. Lastly I will leave you with a .gif of Escobar’s vagina still achin’ over at first base…

BITCH.

-Chris (@LONG_DRIVE)

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THE PHORGOTTEN, PART 1: JOE BOEVER

I found a big box of my old baseball cards at my dad’s house, in my old room. I used to have them organized by brand, year, team, position, but now they’re sitting in this box, a jumbled mess, neglected. So as I’m flipping through them, making stacks, I start pulling all the Phillies and any other eye-catchers and put them aside, thinking “blog post fodder!”

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