Mr. Met is hands down the WORST baseball mascot EVER. The Braves’ mascot does run a close second but Mr. Douche here is definitely the winner. I would love to sit in on the meeting they had trying to come up with the Mets’ mascot…
DoucheBag 1: OK guys we need a mascot…
Douchebag 2: Hmm what is everyone else using?
Douchebag 1: Well, most have come up with some kind of animal or something like that, relating to their team name.
Douchebag 2: OK well, we are a baseball team?
Douchebag 3: Yea, baseball! How about a skinny douche with a big fucking baseball head?!
Douchebag 1: That is a great idea! OK everyone take lunch.