Cheers to commenter Gonzo for choosing the star of tonight’s game. I couldn’t very well dedicate this scoreboard to Greg Dobbs, now could I? Honestly, though, as far losses go, this is the kind I have in mind if it has to go down that way.

Mets 6, Phillies 5


With Lidge on the DL for a couple of weeks, expect sales of Tums in Central NJ to plummet, as Chris will not be needing them for awhile. On that note, my biggest disappointment (besides the outright loss) was that Madson’s debut as a closer was delayed for at least one night. During Lidge’s tumultous start to 2009 I have tended to vacillate between Uncle Cholly’s conservative Let-Lidge-Close opinion and the popular conventional wisdom of Madson-Is-Our-Guy. Now that #54 is out of the picture, we can potentially find out who’s right about what – potentially, barring anymore fuckin’ slug-bunts.

And let me just say this about that – I hate the Mets, but Santana is an animal. He basically willed himself the W tonight, giving up homer after uncharacteristic homer and eventually the lead, only to wrest it back by hitting a clutch RBI double in the 6th.

But enough about that douchebag. Fuck the Mets.

The bats were lively in a pitcher-friendly venue, and young J.A. Happ walked the line between shaky and solid. He gave up 6 hits, 4 walks and 4 runs over 5.1 innings, and after each of the 2 homers he surrendered he walked the very next batter. But the numbers betray his promising ability to persevere, as he didn’t look as though he would make it through 4 innings but kept his cool overall, pitched into and out of jams and made it to the sixth.

Greg Dobbs: swinging the bat is what made you the most formidable pinch-hitter for the past 2 seasons. So swing the bat.

I’m looking forward to another Hamels masterpiece to accompany the cracking lumber tomorrow night, as the Phillies will dismantle what can only be described on any given Santana-less day as a rickety, bullshit team.

On that note, I’d like to thank all who participated in tonight’s game chat and invite everyone back in 7 days or so, as Chris and I have decided to make this a weekly thing.

So keep reading daily to stay up-to-speed with all the goings-on here at Long Drive.

TUG HAINES (@mistertug)



Filed under Uncategorized

6 responses to “JUNE < SEPTEMBER, REMEMBER

  1. How can you be mad when Darius Rucker is staring you in the face?

  2. Pete

    the scoreboard shows a loss but all i see is win…

  3. Speederice

    Haha see? Hootie worked. These are the calmest reactions I’ve ever read after a loss to the Mets. Had a blast on the live chat, looking forward to more this season.

  4. KJ

    With a little love and some tenderness this loss will be easy to overcome…

    A little late, but I had to.

  5. usuallyuseless

    Oh, Darius… I only want to be with you. Won’t you please hold my hand?
    /They’re only bad 90s songs jokes.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s