I’m not going to be Chris’s optimistic foil today. These two losses were awful. I understand that the Phillies are going to lose a few. But this losing in the ninth just isn’t going to fly.
Someone needs to give Brad Lidge a little blanket party. Put your bars of soap in your socks, boys, it’s gonna be a long flight for Lidge.
The rest of you dicks are on notice, too. Win tomorrow, assholes. Or if you’re going to lose, do it throughout the game. This ‘musical weak-links’ nonsense needs to fucking stop.
Good effort, every pitcher but Lidge. Everyone else: I hope Charlie goes all Billy Martin on your asses tonight.
Good luck tomorrow, I’ll be watching and cheering, but seriously – fuck you guys.