PHILS’ BATS FAIL

HOW TO COPE WITH A PHILLIES LOSS

It is hard to come down on the Phils offense considering how good they are and have been but, even if Moyer and Durbin hadn’t given up 5 runs, the Phils need to score more than one run. Aaron Harang didn’t even seem like he was pitching that well and it seemed more like the Phils were getting themselves out. Chase Utley, who usually owns the Reds at their park, went 0-4. I guess most would say Moyer pitched “well” going 6 innings while giving up only 3 ER, but after how bad he has been I wanted a shut down performance, but I guess I am being a greedy asshole. Tomorrow is Big Baby Blanton going against Micah Owings. I fear Micah Owings’ bat more than his arm, Phils win easily.

DOUCHE OF THE DAY: BRANDON PHILLIPS

DOUCHE OF THE DAY: BRANDON PHILLIPS

Is that stupid little shimmy tomahawk clap dance really necessary after every hit you douche?

-Chris

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  1. Not an enjoyable game, to say the least. But it’s a QS for Moyer, and that’s a bit of a relief for me, anyway. And I’m wondering which chant will be louder in the left field stands come September: “‘RAUUUL!’ or ‘MVP! MVP!'”

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