Before he dominated the Reds lineup on Monday for the Mets first game of the season, Johan Santana went down the line of the bench and proceeded to do a custom hand shake with each and every player. Here is the video on Metsblog. Santana is one of the Mets I actually don’t completely hate just for how good he actually is but come on. As if watching fucking Reyes do this shit isn’t enough now we have this. The Mets are a fucking joke and I hope they continue to think of new and creative (stupid) ways to shake eachother’s hands instead of actually learning how to hit a ball in September. FUCK THE METS!