Series tied? Really? I guess no one told Jimmy Rollins. Johnny cut-corners should have waited until the game ended before he hit the publish button. Idiots.
-Chris (@LONG_DRIVE)
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October 20, 2009
OH HOW I LOVE THE NATIONAL MEDIA
October 17, 2009
AGAIN?!
I wonder what Hamels’ reaction to Utley throwing away another potential double play was this time? Did he act like a fan again? Probably not. It is extremely hard to get mad at Chase F’n Utley but seriously, again?! After that happened the icing on the cake was a bases loaded walk to stand as [...]
October 16, 2009
PHILS TAKE 1-0 NLCS LEAD
Chooch certainly earned his treats last night. Seriously this guy just turns into a beast come playoff time. Usually you will take anything you can get out of a catcher offensively as long as they are a rock behind the plate. With Chooch, it seems, we get to have our ice cream and eat it [...]
October 15, 2009
SITE UPDATE AND WTF IS GOING ON
OK so obviously the site went down much longer than planned. I was hoping to move this site to self hosting so that I could do everything I want to do and not just what wordpress allows me to do. The site will be moving very soon, as I’m working on something now. But for [...]
July 6, 2009
WE WILL RETURN
Long Drive is currently being moved to self hosting and will be down for a couple more days, but we will return.
July 2, 2009
THE SUCKING CONTINUES
I don’t even know what else I am supposed to say at this point, honestly. The Phillies have been terrible. Jayson Stark pointed out last night that Cole Hamels allowed more runs in the game yesterday than he did in all 5 of his postseason starts. That is flat out ridiculous. The pitching sucks, the [...]
July 1, 2009
PHILLIES @ BRAVES LIVE GAME CHAT
Starts at 6:30, first pitch around 7. Be there.
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July 1, 2009
DOUCHE OF THE DAY
Thanks for saving 75% of your hits and 85% of your RBIs for the entire season for this game against the Phillies you douche bags.
-Chris (@LONG_DRIVE)
Thanks to reader Lynniemac for the idea.
June 30, 2009
DOUCHE OF THE DAY
Mr. Met is hands down the WORST baseball mascot EVER. The Braves’ mascot does run a close second but Mr. Douche here is definitely the winner. I would love to sit in on the meeting they had trying to come up with the Mets’ mascot…
DoucheBag 1: OK guys we need a mascot…
Douchebag 2: Hmm what [...]
June 28, 2009
J.A. HAPPMAN
Complete game shut out. 9 IP, 5 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 4 SO, 25 Broken Canadian Hearts, 1 Philadelphia city given hope. Happman.
-Chris (@LONG_DRIVE)
