DOUCHE OF THE DAY

DOUCHE OF THE DAY: MR. MET

DOUCHE OF THE DAY: MR. MET

Mr. Met is hands down the WORST baseball mascot EVER. The Braves’ mascot does run a close second but Mr. Douche here is definitely the winner. I would love to sit in on the meeting they had trying to come up with the Mets’ mascot…

DoucheBag 1: OK guys we need a mascot…

Douchebag 2: Hmm what is everyone else using?

Douchebag 1: Well, most have come up with some kind of animal or something like that, relating to their team name.

Douchebag 2: OK well, we are a baseball team?

Douchebag 3: Yea, baseball! How about a skinny douche with a big fucking baseball head?!

Douchebag 1: That is a great idea! OK everyone take lunch.

W…T…F. DOUCHE!

-Chris (@LONG_DRIVE)

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  1. Lynniemac

    For the next DotD, may I suggest the “O” brothers – Prado and Blanco as Dual Douches of the Day?

    You could throw Escobar in there too, but it would mess up the alliteration.

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