June 12, 2009

LOLMETS!!!

I know everyone is upset we lost. It was a very tough loss, no debating that. But for one second can we just look back at what Luis Castillo and the Mets did tonight? He actually dropped a pop up that would have ended the game. It was complete failure and Tug will have the [...]

June 12, 2009

A MAN’S MAN

Jim Joyce will eat your children and then fix your motorcycle. Go ahead, test him.
-Chris (@LONG_DRIVE)

June 12, 2009

DOUCHE OF THE DAY

You are a clown. Please, PLEASE just stop. Stop broadcasting, stop talking, stop pretending you even know anything about baseball. You annoying, dumb, irritating douche…
-Chris (@LONG_DRIVE)

June 12, 2009

PHILLIES ROLLING HOME

Had to wade through a slow few innings, but what a payoff. It was like being a kid at the dinner table, eating your peas and carrots before getting to the mashed potatoes. Whatever. It’s practically midnight and I have pinkeye. My normally whimsical analogies have a license to fall flat today. Don’t judge. Here’s [...]