In the first inning of today’s game Yunel Escobar was hit by a pitch, that put runners on first and second to lead off the game. Or was he? Let’s take a look here ladies and gentlemen.
First the little bitch steps to the plate in the hole 0-2 and 2 pitches later gets “hit” by the pitch. Exhibit A:
Here you can clearly see the ball hitting the bat and not hitting his weak fragile little bitch body. Not convinced? How about another angle?
In case you still couldn’t see it clearly I have highlighted the ball actually touching the bat. Now here is Escobar’s reaction…
Are you serious? Did the vibrations from the ball resonate through the bat into your hands and cause a heart murmur, suddenly making you hit the ground? Because if not WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW?! Now lets look at him STILL grimacing as he is on first base.
Conclusion: Yunel Escobar is a complete bitch and obviously in the wrong sport. If you want to flop like that go to the fucking NBA. How funny this happens when he was earlier named Douche of the Day. He will most likely earn the same honor tomorrow. Maybe even Douche of the Decade.